... and you, and all the rest of us in Texas:
*deep inhale*
Twelve lapdog cronies, eleven forgotten military bases, ten (million) sick kids, nine fired US Attorneys, eight Children Left Behind, seven undetected WMDs, six hurricane-ravaged homes ...
Five Border Fence Lies ...
Four undisclosed earmarks, three disenfranchised voters, two abandoned veterans, and some partisanship and demogoguery.
And thanks to the TCD (hat tip BOR) we have additional verification that the Junior Senator is The Grinch:
