God Hates Shrimp
... and then at one of the archived "Jesus of the Week" features:
You can’t read it at this size, but the little sweetsie cutesie cross-stitched pillow (go here to see it) next to this fine white lady says “Awaiting Christ’s Return.”Well, turn around and try not to flip off the porch swing! He’s right behind you!
Is there room for two on that bench?
Please take note of the Son of God's perfectly blow-dried, Aqua-Netted coif in the photo linked above. Never in his entire life has Rick Perry had a hair day that good.
And Christ's Commandant has the last word for Shelley Malkin.
Update (4/29): Pete details how the Christian marketing effort has spread into throwback jerseys.
