I guess some blessed burrito-eater got the message from our savior as he was about to prepare some grub: “My little lamb, don’t eat this quesadilla, learn my ways, be kind to others, I died for your sins -- oh and sell this on eBay for personal profit.”
There's also a sour-cream-and-onion-potato-chip Jesus which fetched $260 at auction.
True believers should drop to their knees and pray, and then click over to e-Bay to check the seller's similar items ...